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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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